During family scripture time:
Me: "We need to remember to always choose the right."
Ande: "Well, I am going to choose the left."
Me: "Choosing the right means to choose to do good things."
Ande: "Yeah, and bad guys always choose the left."
And when he's feeling a little British, he'll slip one of these phrases into a conversation:
"Do you like my turtle?"
(both spoken in a British accent of course)
Then, there's the days when he uses his construction worker, "gotta dump my load," voice. This voice is a little harder to explain, but just try to imagine a constipated, 40 year old, smoker dude.